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Joe's Problemz

how i wish this were serious.

Another Thing the Internet is Good For

THE REPTILIAN AGENDA

"In Sumeria ten thousand tablets have been found and translated which refer to an alien race which created a race of humans to work as slaves in their mines in Africa."

"In Pythagoras' life there may have been events related to serpents, particularly winged and speaking serpents."

"In the Bible, the Nephilim are alluded to as being Reptilian [this is particularly blatantly untrue -a.a.]"

"Stewart Swerdlow, a gifted mentalist, claims to possess extensive knowledge of alien intervention in Earth-human society, and describes in detail the activities of a Reptilian race called the Draco, originating in the Draco star system."

"Prince Nicholas de Vere claims to be descended from an "unbroken Dragon-Bloodline" originating in Ancient Sumeria when an interdimensional Reptilian race created the first blueblood humans, the "Aryans" as he calls them."

Infinite Timewasting Possibilities

http://reptilianagenda.com/index.shtml

Anastasis

Shooting Stomach Pains

Try and see how far into this you can watch...I made it 3:45.

P'Kard

I Love Living With Joe

Alex - Confrim or Deny:

This is what archaeologists study

Harrisburg, of course!

Peep this

better than lesbians who look like justin bieber

http://www.buzzfeed.com/bfeld/whats-michael-cera-running-away-from

I need to discuss this/talk it out at length sometime, but cliffnotes for now: Michael Cera is now commonly publicly criticized for his minimal-dimensional performances. Do I or the public really want him to do anything else beyond adding nuance to George Michael Bluth? Can his persona age well? Isn't he our age? Will he just age into a much less than par and subdued version of silver screen Zach Galifianakis (obv. different from stand up)?...who is now really just a pawn for comic relief in movies filled with straight men (comedy-wise, not getting-busy-wise)...Ugh, will they make a movie together?

Anywho, he probably won't. He'll probably just keep on being a piss-stain awkward semi-lead character in awful indie-leaning popular films that have awful font styles, illustrations and animations involved. I will probably just accept it and ignore him like I do Katy Perry and Katie Holmes's love life. And I would rather he stick to this realm of character than try to pull a 180 in the style of Majestic or Truman Show.

Fuck, those weren't cliffnotes at all.

Regardless, I hope people keep posting these images because I really appreciate people criticizing this picture that shows the magical act of his on-screen life aligning perfectly with his real life. Dave Chappelle one is my fav, which I am sure you could have guessed.

BIG

That movie gets real creepy real fast. I was hoping it didn't go there, but it did and went well beyond it. Elizabeth Pervkins is more like it. Pedokins? Sounds like a Webkin gone wild.

I think I need to go back to school for media theory type stuff so that I can legitimize my interest in criticizing movies many years beyond their prime. And I vow to never turn into that lady at the video store who REALLY loves the Matrix.

FUCKING PENROD. PENROD!

I found that while trying to find this:

praise hosana